How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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