We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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