Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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