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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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