My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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