I heard we made out
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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