Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I need a beard to bite.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
that is very illegal...i love you.
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