i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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