So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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