I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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