Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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