I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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