these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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