Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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