Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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