Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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