NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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