Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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