i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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