My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize