he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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