This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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