Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Randomize
