what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Woke up backwards on a recliner
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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