there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think my moral compass just broke
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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