I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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