And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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