It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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