i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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