i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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