There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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