I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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