Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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