he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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