shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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