If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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