how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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