how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
