I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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