So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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