he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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