it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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