And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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