it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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