that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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