Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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