I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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