He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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