normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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