she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
