Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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