She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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