Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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